Can you imagine! I really can swim. My granny went to the water and my servant just helped me a little over the edge so I had to swim. First I only swam directly outwords. My servant was shouting me to turn around but hell - there was no wheel to turn. Well, I did manage to turn back to shore after several meters. Boy was that tireing to swim. I cannot understand why granny swims and swims and swims, almost get tired by watching it.